You name the hero George Von Spaghettishirt. A mysterious man who travels the land, attacking fiends and overthrowing evil. He truly is a majestic human being. Unfortunately, you're not him. You're some loser trapped in your own house.
What's your name?
[-] 2Create suggested:
Mr. Loser: check tableclock.
[-] Kousenai suggested:
Mr. Loser: make coffee.
[-] Laura suggested:
Mr. Firstname Loser: waddle back and forth. You're still tied up.
[-] 2Create suggested:
Name: Some Loser.
[-] GV suggested:
Your name is your name.
"your" is the first name, "name" is the last name.
[-] Law suggested:
Michael Gove
[-] GV suggested:
a sensible name
[-] Kepons suggested:
Leonardo Picasso
[-] 2Create suggested:
Hannas Gweigu