Archive

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0001 - Start

0002 - George Von Spaghettishirt

0003 - Michael Gove / Hannas Gweigu

0004 - Remove your face

0005 - Kill self with envelope

0006 - Examine the object on the table

0007 - This clock has one too many hands. This needs to be fixed now!

0008 - Fondly regard illustration

0009 - Lick the Grit/Sheer bar

0010 - Open door

0011 - Examine winged clocks

0012 - Pull the plug

0013 - Develop an irrational hatred for clocks.

0014 - Stand in the middle of the circle and start chanting in Latin

0015 - Read "A History of Hot Ladies with Cool Swords"

0016 - straighten the fallen clock on the right.

0017 - Flip the blank sheet to see if there's anything on the other side

0018 - it's three o'clock.

0019 - Examine the face, it looks suspicious

0020 - Go out

0021 - (A) Set all clocks to midnight

0022 - Stare at the fairy cat.

0023 - Check hunger and thirst status

0024 - Check if there's anything behind any paintings

0025 - Check what's behind the painting of the safe

0026 - Read book.

0027 - Realize you're looking at a painting of yourself

0028 - Peek through knob hole in the door

0029 - Summon something to open the door for you

0030 - Remove mouth-looking wrench from your face

0031 - Go to sleep

0032 - Swear to get revenge on the guy who locked you up

0033 - Examine fish statue

0034 - Cook and eat fish statue.

0035 - Read the inscription on the fish statue

0036 - Look around the room

0037 - Politely inquire the fairy cat about its mood

0038 - Redraw the map poorly

0039 - Go to Balcony

0040 - Fairy Cat, change face to Garfield

0041 - Remove left boot and proceed into the door that's not boarded up.

0042 - You removed your right boot. Please put it back on and remove the left boot.

0043 - Eat the money.

0044 - Attack lightbulb

0045 - Equip Knife

0046 - Examine books

0047 - Turn the stove on and burn all the books on it.

0048 - Roy: Recap.

0049 - (A) Perfect. Then go in the opposite direction.

0050 - (A) Call it an old man

0051 - Roy: Play connect four

0052 - Attempt to kill yourself

0053 - Try to figure out why you are the only human on the planet.

0054 - Chant in Latin again, but try harder this time

0055 - Challenge it to an arm wrestling match

0056 - Set up the alarm clock to cause a distraction.

0057 - Realise that you are in a delirious state conjured by your mind.

0058 - Tsme Fack: Return

0059 - Remove your leg

0060 - More Garfield.

0061 - Throw the church at the enemy

0062 - Inspect Enemy in more detail.

0063 - What happened to the Clockbucks, though?

0064 - Goodness me! Look at the time(s)!

0065 - Professionally waterboard the hourglass