We haven't named the rock yet. I choose Bob the Boulder.
Bob: Get stoned
Can we smell what the Rock is cooking?
bob: rethink life choices
Oh my god I love this rock can we spend more time looking at the rock
Every command here relates to the Rock, you can't escape it Yokcos. You can't. YOU CAN'T. YOU CAN'T!!!!!!
Bob "The Rock" Boulder cannot cook, smoke or think. This is on account of the fact that it is a rock. Rocks, as you may or may not know, are not capable of doing much other than sitting there and just kind of... being.