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0003 - How far is the fall down that ledge?
0006 - Can I put the lass in ye flask?
0008 - Get rid of the contents of ye flask
0011 - Ask the lady why her hair is on fire.
0013 - Rename the woman Johnny Test
0014 - Flip face upside-down to be a spade.
0017 - Build to the sky with rocks
0018 - Do a swan dive into the water.
0023 - Drown again after you drown.
0028 - Shout Hello World into the hole.
0029 - "My name is Benedict Devonson, come with me if you want to live."
0030 - Drop a stone into the hole. Mysterious voices love stones.
0033 - Get back up and climb down
0038 - Get warned about the stairs man
0040 - Be freaked out seeing a stick figure with a normal face and an actual hat!
0041 - Hearthat: Go upstairs. Spadehat: Go downstairs.
0047 - Examine elaborate wall decorations
0049 - lie down and think of something NORMAL to do.
0050 - Punch self in face to assert dominance
0055 - Replace your face with the candle.
0056 - Allow your face to eat your body.
0059 - Everyone else: Follow Hearthat's example.
0063 - I choose not Y, not N, but /.
0064 - Y: Form a totem pole for extra STRENGTH.
0068 - Clubs-head: wear the jester hat
0069 - Clubs: Move in through cover. Diamonds: Lay down suppressing fire.
0073 - Clubs: run at an angle around the black hole guy
0076 - Diamonds: Deploy drill tank
0082 - Diamond head, grab black hole guy's leg and shove it in his head.
0084 - Hook him up to a generator, make infinite energy.
0085 - Throw the generator at him
0087 - Also throw yourself at him
0091 - Clubs guy, run REALLY fast towards the arena.
0092 - Also what the hell is Heat Guy doing right now?
0094 - Heart Guy: Answer as you are.
0095 - Pay more attention to Heat Guy
0096 - Make a propeller out of the black hole guy and fly towards the ocean.
0099 - Tell us how Black Hole guy came to be
0101 - THATS NOT HOW YOU WIN A FIGHT
0104 - Time to start throwing tanks.
0112 - Readers: Don't understand anything
0115 - can we pay attention to Fly Head?
0119 - Affix black hole head propeller to the front of a drill tank
0127 - Become a stick figure with a frog hat.
0128 - Diamond head: Throw yourself off of that cliff behind you.
0131 - Use the lighting to light your candle.
0132 - Hearthguy: Consider releasing the woman from your bottle
0133 - Tickle them, remove their face
0134 - add it to your face, swap limbs.
0135 - Remove his skull, remove his spleen, remove his kidneys.
0137 - Give her a piggyback ride.
0138 - johnny test: turn on your master.
0139 - Allow the intruder's face to eat your body.
0140 - Heat guy and Heart guy: Confuse each other's names.
0143 - Heat guy: Appear once more.
0145 - Johnny Test: Crouch in some corner somewhere.
0147 - Johnny Test: Become Johnathan Toast
0148 - Heart Guy, perform the Ace Of Hearts maneuver.
0151 - Clubs: Did you skip Limbo?
0153 - Johnny: Hit him with a board from that fence.
0154 - Johnny Test: Attempt to eat large plants behind you.
0155 - Test: Eat attacker's leg.
0156 - Hang on, why can we control Johnny?
0157 - Heat Guy: Activate splitscreen multiplayer mode.
0158 - Diamond: are you just naturally that resilient?
0160 - Hearts, do the Two of Hearts maneuver.
0167 - Johnny: Eat those plants.
0168 - Hearts: Johnny is in trouble! You must head to their rescue!
0169 - Diamond, do the Three of Diamonds maneuver
0170 - Spade, do the joker maneuver.
0171 - Clubs, do the Instructions Card maneuver to see ALL maneuvers!
0172 - Show us a table of all Card Themed Maneuvers
0177 - Hearts, summon a face hugging spider directly on the enemy's face!
0178 - Hearts, render this man incapable of harming your soldiers.
0179 - Clubs, activate Moonwalk.
0180 - Spades, summon a skeleton and ride him into battle!
0182 - Heat guy, reveal the secret 5th suit of heat.
0187 - Spades: Examine opponents
0188 - Spade: Go back through the door and jump off the edge
0189 - Spade: Jump into the boiling lava below.
0191 - Summon a Skeleton and RIDE IT OUT THE MAGMA
0192 - Drink as much as you can, as fast as you can.
0193 - Do some synchronized swimming in the lava
0194 - Get out of there, silly.
0197 - Peek inside both doors before going through either of them.
0199 - He's lying. Shove the dwarves aside and go through the ancient door.
0201 - Summon a skeleton and RIDE IT INTO THE WALL
0202 - Shove them aside and look at the cool box.
0208 - Spades: Bust the box open.
0210 - Go back to the lava pool and drink more.
0211 - Spades: Vomit lava onto the box.
0212 - Summon a skeleton and RIDE IT ON THE PUZZLE
0213 - Spade Man: Melt cuz of the lava and die.
0215 - Summon a skeleton and ASK HIM WHETHER INGESTING LAVA IS A BAD IDEA
0218 - Decide to not learn from your mistakes.
0219 - Wait, curse? Explain this curse.
0220 - Check if the lava opened the box!
0221 - Spade: Take the box with you until you find a way to open it.
0222 - I don't see this as being a particularly bad curse.
0223 - Spade: Which particular enemy was it that you managed to get yourself cursed with?
0224 - Hearts: What is your thoughts on the "curse" inflicted upon you by Spade?
0225 - Can you twist the triangle or the circle?
0226 - Spades: Go find a dwarf. Ask them how to open the box.
0227 - A horse that has its legs chopped off every few hours.
0228 - Spades: Threaten them with the Eight of Spades maneuver.
0230 - If I bring you some gold will you tell me how to open the box?
0235 - Those other dwarves were probably bickering over gold.
0236 - Grab a weapon and go dwarf hunting!
0238 - How big and strong are your golems?
0242 - Spades, summon a skeleton and ASK HIM ABOUT HIS VIEWS ON THE TRADE POLICIES OF ITALY
0243 - Oh look, warriors. What are they doing?
0247 - Offer to steal the Bastion for them.
0248 - Get a Skeleton to stand in his way.... surely much more amusing.
0249 - Go along/around and watch the battle
0250 - Betty de Famme: Appear.
0251 - Nothing, but claim that you tried your best.
0258 - Johnny: Drink the lava.
0259 - Johnny stop being stupid and rejoin your commander.
0261 - Spade: Adjust your chair to sit more comfortably.
0262 - Spade: Make some popcorn or something, what's the fun in a show without snacks.
0266 - Heart: Attempt to woo the beast
0270 - Johnny: Break the fourth wall.
0271 - Hearts: Uh... got any cards on you?
0272 - Heart: Wield your plasma sword
0273 - Hearts: How do you feel about an enemy that gets stronger from every hit?
0274 - Hearts: Haha, no you can totally take this guy.
0275 - Use the rules card to learn your opponents abilities
0280 - Observe events from the future and past using your crystal ball.
0281 - Use the crystal ball in your room.
0284 - Doesn't this Chronoscope let you see the future?
0285 - Follow the arrow on the right of your telescope thing.
0286 - Stop not letting us derail this.
0287 - Does Heat Guy have a hot brother? Asking for a friend.
0288 - Can we get some more Heat Guy lore?
0293 - Look into the future at Heatguy during the next intermission.
0294 - Give into peer pressure at risk of losing audience captivity
0301 - Give him a knock knock joke.
0305 - Who would win in a fight? Heat Guy or Dreamy Steve.
0306 - I wonder what Heat Guy's up to.
0309 - The only solution is fighting fire with fire. Heart Guy, roast Heat Guy figuratively.
0310 - Let's switch back to Spade Guy, shall we?
0317 - Hey Dreamy Steve, what's life like not existing?
0322 - Look at the sky, admire the explosions
0326 - Gawk alarmingly as you discover he is really Ace Dick.
0327 - The dragon is on fire, but so is Heart Guy, metaphorically speaking.
0329 - Heat Guy: Quick, use some subtle, sneaky insults on your foe while his guard's down
0333 - Heat Guy: Answer the phone
0336 - Call Pyromaniacs Anonymous and ask for advice.
0337 - Heat and Heart Guy, combine.
0338 - Heat guy try not to heat die
0342 - Dreamy Steve, give us a rundown of what's been happening. I'm lost.
0346 - Drone on and on about math.
0347 - Talk about the weather. That's never awkward.
0350 - Jump out the window, make a scene outside the theatre.
0352 - Now making a scene is inevitable, make MAXIMUM SCENE!
0356 - "-He's fine." Change that.
0357 - Grab his leg and try to force it back together
0360 - After repairing his leg, take revenge against the parties responsible
0361 - Johnny: Be the guy who's going to get revenged for shooting down Dad's dragon
0364 - Everyone: Agree that Peace is the worst, so boring!
0367 - Dreamy Steve, imagine a door into the Nightmare realm. There might be a way out from there.
0371 - Nightmare Stephanie, climb out the door and greet Dreamy Steve.
0372 - Just sort of reach out and touch it!
0374 - Dreamy Steve: Believe you can enter the real world.
0378 - Wait, why is your leg suddenly okay?
0379 - Made Up Mike, get crushed by a rock and die so you cannot become another character
0384 - Can we smell what the Rock is cooking?
0386 - Steve: Be amazed at the real world!
0388 - [S] Steve: Time to do some catching up.
0391 - Steve: stop being the boulder
0392 - Nightmare Stephanie: Become what looks like a throwaway gag
0393 - Stick figures with hats: Become relevant to the plot
0394 - Use the Skull Pile to make your new hat more menacing.
0395 - Use your head as a spade
0396 - Use dangerous Wild Draw 4 card
0397 - Become hungry for fat people.
0398 - Can we have a chart showing who is inside who's imagination right now?
0399 - Use your hours of intense pondering to discover the shocking solution to the box.
0400 - Hearts: Punch self in face
0401 - Spades: keep killing yourself
0402 - Wizard: Customarily punch Dragon in face
0403 - Hearts: Wonder why for that brief moment, the world was so detailed.
0404 - Hearts>Invert head, pretend to be spades!
0405 - Also, what happened to Johnny Test?
0406 - Spades why is everyone in your imagination fat
0408 - Spades: Remove your face
0409 - Hey, is the "cover" image the curse spade gave hearts?
0410 - Pick up your face and flip it. Pretend you're Hearts.
0411 - Spades: Remove stalagtite
0412 - Diamond: Turn head upside down, pretend to be Diamond
0417 - Scoot over on the ropes.
0420 - Nightmare Stephanie, turn your face upside down and pretend to be Dreamy Steve
0422 - Spades, turn your face upside down and... Erm...
0423 - Hearts + Spades: Use psychics to talk to each other
0424 - Clubs: See what happens when you flip your face
0425 - What is more hot, removal of face or flipping of face? Can we get a poll going?
0426 - SFWH: Celebrate birthday
0430 - Explain that these things don't have forelegs and are wyverns, not dragons.
0431 - Featguy and Heatguy, talk about how glad you are that Teatguy isn't here.
0433 - Go and fight other people somewhere in Canada, it's probably Canada
0436 - Are the clubs an American flag?
0438 - Question why there are three diamonds.
0441 - Diamonds: Become part of the plot again
0442 - Diamonds, switch hats with clubs
0445 - COUNT DOWN THE BOX AND OPEN IT
0446 - Bored of this SFWH thing now. Time to play another game.
0447 - Lass: Continue onward with your quest
0451 - Penguin: go on your very own adventure
0452 - PEnguin provide Backstory
0453 - Attempt to combine map and rules card.
0456 - Go to the homeland of the dragons.
0457 - MORE CARD SUITS! WE NEED MORE!
0459 - Buy a book on how to tame a dragon.
0462 - Bring the flame suit back but make it real
0463 - Wizard stare in sarcastic amazement
0464 - Manuals are for loosers anyway. Go butt heads with a real dragon.
0467 - Kill something. anything.
0469 - Drink the succulent nectars of life.
0473 - Walk a long road. Not for sun up, but for sun down.