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0001 - Begin observing SFWH.

0002 - Take off your "hat".

0003 - How far is the fall down that ledge?

0004 - Lick the candle

0005 - Get ye flask

0006 - Can I put the lass in ye flask?

0007 - Crawl under the couch

0008 - Get rid of the contents of ye flask

0009 - Eat ye flask

0010 - Say hello

0011 - Ask the lady why her hair is on fire.

0012 - Recruit lady to party

0013 - Rename the woman Johnny Test

0014 - Flip face upside-down to be a spade.

0015 - Dig for playing cards

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0017 - Build to the sky with rocks

0018 - Do a swan dive into the water.

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0020 - Drown

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0023 - Drown again after you drown.

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0027 - Double-wield picks

0028 - Shout Hello World into the hole.

0029 - "My name is Benedict Devonson, come with me if you want to live."

0030 - Drop a stone into the hole. Mysterious voices love stones.

0031 - "Geronimo"

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0033 - Get back up and climb down

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0038 - Get warned about the stairs man

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0040 - Be freaked out seeing a stick figure with a normal face and an actual hat!

0041 - Hearthat: Go upstairs. Spadehat: Go downstairs.

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0043 - Search for puzzles.

0044 - Lick the door

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0047 - Examine elaborate wall decorations

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0049 - lie down and think of something NORMAL to do.

0050 - Punch self in face to assert dominance

0051 - Be Diamondhat

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0054 - Remove your face

0055 - Replace your face with the candle.

0056 - Allow your face to eat your body.

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0058 - Remove your arms

0059 - Everyone else: Follow Hearthat's example.

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0063 - I choose not Y, not N, but /.

0064 - Y: Form a totem pole for extra STRENGTH.

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0068 - Clubs-head: wear the jester hat

0069 - Clubs: Move in through cover. Diamonds: Lay down suppressing fire.

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0073 - Clubs: run at an angle around the black hole guy

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0075 - Clubs head, respawn

0076 - Diamonds: Deploy drill tank

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0082 - Diamond head, grab black hole guy's leg and shove it in his head.

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0084 - Hook him up to a generator, make infinite energy.

0085 - Throw the generator at him

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0087 - Also throw yourself at him

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0090 - summon another tank.

0091 - Clubs guy, run REALLY fast towards the arena.

0092 - Also what the hell is Heat Guy doing right now?

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0094 - Heart Guy: Answer as you are.

0095 - Pay more attention to Heat Guy

0096 - Make a propeller out of the black hole guy and fly towards the ocean.

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0098 - summon another tank.

0099 - Tell us how Black Hole guy came to be

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0101 - THATS NOT HOW YOU WIN A FIGHT

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0103 - I want some more Lore

0104 - Time to start throwing tanks.

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0112 - Readers: Don't understand anything

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0115 - can we pay attention to Fly Head?

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0119 - Affix black hole head propeller to the front of a drill tank

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0126 - Explain Limbo

0127 - Become a stick figure with a frog hat.

0128 - Diamond head: Throw yourself off of that cliff behind you.

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0131 - Use the lighting to light your candle.

0132 - Hearthguy: Consider releasing the woman from your bottle

0133 - Tickle them, remove their face

0134 - add it to your face, swap limbs.

0135 - Remove his skull, remove his spleen, remove his kidneys.

0136 - Guy: Die.

0137 - Give her a piggyback ride.

0138 - johnny test: turn on your master.

0139 - Allow the intruder's face to eat your body.

0140 - Heat guy and Heart guy: Confuse each other's names.

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0143 - Heat guy: Appear once more.

0144 - Attempt to normalize.

0145 - Johnny Test: Crouch in some corner somewhere.

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0147 - Johnny Test: Become Johnathan Toast

0148 - Heart Guy, perform the Ace Of Hearts maneuver.

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0151 - Clubs: Did you skip Limbo?

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0153 - Johnny: Hit him with a board from that fence.

0154 - Johnny Test: Attempt to eat large plants behind you.

0155 - Test: Eat attacker's leg.

0156 - Hang on, why can we control Johnny?

0157 - Heat Guy: Activate splitscreen multiplayer mode.

0158 - Diamond: are you just naturally that resilient?

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0160 - Hearts, do the Two of Hearts maneuver.

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0167 - Johnny: Eat those plants.

0168 - Hearts: Johnny is in trouble! You must head to their rescue!

0169 - Diamond, do the Three of Diamonds maneuver

0170 - Spade, do the joker maneuver.

0171 - Clubs, do the Instructions Card maneuver to see ALL maneuvers!

0172 - Show us a table of all Card Themed Maneuvers

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0177 - Hearts, summon a face hugging spider directly on the enemy's face!

0178 - Hearts, render this man incapable of harming your soldiers.

0179 - Clubs, activate Moonwalk.

0180 - Spades, summon a skeleton and ride him into battle!

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0182 - Heat guy, reveal the secret 5th suit of heat.

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0187 - Spades: Examine opponents

0188 - Spade: Go back through the door and jump off the edge

0189 - Spade: Jump into the boiling lava below.

0190 - Obtain pile of skulls.

0191 - Summon a Skeleton and RIDE IT OUT THE MAGMA

0192 - Drink as much as you can, as fast as you can.

0193 - Do some synchronized swimming in the lava

0194 - Get out of there, silly.

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0197 - Peek inside both doors before going through either of them.

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0199 - He's lying. Shove the dwarves aside and go through the ancient door.

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0201 - Summon a skeleton and RIDE IT INTO THE WALL

0202 - Shove them aside and look at the cool box.

0203 - Answer the riddle

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0208 - Spades: Bust the box open.

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0210 - Go back to the lava pool and drink more.

0211 - Spades: Vomit lava onto the box.

0212 - Summon a skeleton and RIDE IT ON THE PUZZLE

0213 - Spade Man: Melt cuz of the lava and die.

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0215 - Summon a skeleton and ASK HIM WHETHER INGESTING LAVA IS A BAD IDEA

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0218 - Decide to not learn from your mistakes.

0219 - Wait, curse? Explain this curse.

0220 - Check if the lava opened the box!

0221 - Spade: Take the box with you until you find a way to open it.

0222 - I don't see this as being a particularly bad curse.

0223 - Spade: Which particular enemy was it that you managed to get yourself cursed with?

0224 - Hearts: What is your thoughts on the "curse" inflicted upon you by Spade?

0225 - Can you twist the triangle or the circle?

0226 - Spades: Go find a dwarf. Ask them how to open the box.

0227 - A horse that has its legs chopped off every few hours.

0228 - Spades: Threaten them with the Eight of Spades maneuver.

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0230 - If I bring you some gold will you tell me how to open the box?

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0235 - Those other dwarves were probably bickering over gold.

0236 - Grab a weapon and go dwarf hunting!

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0238 - How big and strong are your golems?

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0242 - Spades, summon a skeleton and ASK HIM ABOUT HIS VIEWS ON THE TRADE POLICIES OF ITALY

0243 - Oh look, warriors. What are they doing?

0244 - Stand in his way

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0247 - Offer to steal the Bastion for them.

0248 - Get a Skeleton to stand in his way.... surely much more amusing.

0249 - Go along/around and watch the battle

0250 - Betty de Famme: Appear.

0251 - Nothing, but claim that you tried your best.

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0258 - Johnny: Drink the lava.

0259 - Johnny stop being stupid and rejoin your commander.

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0261 - Spade: Adjust your chair to sit more comfortably.

0262 - Spade: Make some popcorn or something, what's the fun in a show without snacks.

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0266 - Heart: Attempt to woo the beast

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0270 - Johnny: Break the fourth wall.

0271 - Hearts: Uh... got any cards on you?

0272 - Heart: Wield your plasma sword

0273 - Hearts: How do you feel about an enemy that gets stronger from every hit?

0274 - Hearts: Haha, no you can totally take this guy.

0275 - Use the rules card to learn your opponents abilities

0276 - [S] Go Ahead.

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0278 - It's Heat Guy!

0279 - Kjohn Dclown

0280 - Observe events from the future and past using your crystal ball.

0281 - Use the crystal ball in your room.

0282 - Dance

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0284 - Doesn't this Chronoscope let you see the future?

0285 - Follow the arrow on the right of your telescope thing.

0286 - Stop not letting us derail this.

0287 - Does Heat Guy have a hot brother? Asking for a friend.

0288 - Can we get some more Heat Guy lore?

0289 - Recap SFWH

0290 - Spoil SFWH

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0293 - Look into the future at Heatguy during the next intermission.

0294 - Give into peer pressure at risk of losing audience captivity

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0301 - Give him a knock knock joke.

0302 - Wait to die of old age

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0304 - Dream

0305 - Who would win in a fight? Heat Guy or Dreamy Steve.

0306 - I wonder what Heat Guy's up to.

0307 - Roast Heart Guy

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0309 - The only solution is fighting fire with fire. Heart Guy, roast Heat Guy figuratively.

0310 - Let's switch back to Spade Guy, shall we?

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0317 - Hey Dreamy Steve, what's life like not existing?

0318 - Use the door then

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0322 - Look at the sky, admire the explosions

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0325 - No it's my dad

0326 - Gawk alarmingly as you discover he is really Ace Dick.

0327 - The dragon is on fire, but so is Heart Guy, metaphorically speaking.

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0329 - Heat Guy: Quick, use some subtle, sneaky insults on your foe while his guard's down

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0331 - Retaliate

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0333 - Heat Guy: Answer the phone

0334 - Check what happened

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0336 - Call Pyromaniacs Anonymous and ask for advice.

0337 - Heat and Heart Guy, combine.

0338 - Heat guy try not to heat die

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0340 - Combine harvester

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0342 - Dreamy Steve, give us a rundown of what's been happening. I'm lost.

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0346 - Drone on and on about math.

0347 - Talk about the weather. That's never awkward.

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0350 - Jump out the window, make a scene outside the theatre.

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0352 - Now making a scene is inevitable, make MAXIMUM SCENE!

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0356 - "-He's fine." Change that.

0357 - Grab his leg and try to force it back together

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0360 - After repairing his leg, take revenge against the parties responsible

0361 - Johnny: Be the guy who's going to get revenged for shooting down Dad's dragon

0362 - Johnny B Goode.

0363 - Remove your face

0364 - Everyone: Agree that Peace is the worst, so boring!

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0367 - Dreamy Steve, imagine a door into the Nightmare realm. There might be a way out from there.

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0371 - Nightmare Stephanie, climb out the door and greet Dreamy Steve.

0372 - Just sort of reach out and touch it!

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0374 - Dreamy Steve: Believe you can enter the real world.

0375 - Get right next to it!

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0378 - Wait, why is your leg suddenly okay?

0379 - Made Up Mike, get crushed by a rock and die so you cannot become another character

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0384 - Can we smell what the Rock is cooking?

0385 - [S] Rock: Be

0386 - Steve: Be amazed at the real world!

0387 - Steve: Visit your mom

0388 - [S] Steve: Time to do some catching up.

0389 - Be the boulder

0390 - Nightmare Stephanie?

0391 - Steve: stop being the boulder

0392 - Nightmare Stephanie: Become what looks like a throwaway gag

0393 - Stick figures with hats: Become relevant to the plot

0394 - Use the Skull Pile to make your new hat more menacing.

0395 - Use your head as a spade

0396 - Use dangerous Wild Draw 4 card

0397 - Become hungry for fat people.

0398 - Can we have a chart showing who is inside who's imagination right now?

0399 - Use your hours of intense pondering to discover the shocking solution to the box.

0400 - Hearts: Punch self in face

0401 - Spades: keep killing yourself

0402 - Wizard: Customarily punch Dragon in face

0403 - Hearts: Wonder why for that brief moment, the world was so detailed.

0404 - Hearts>Invert head, pretend to be spades!

0405 - Also, what happened to Johnny Test?

0406 - Spades why is everyone in your imagination fat

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0408 - Spades: Remove your face

0409 - Hey, is the "cover" image the curse spade gave hearts?

0410 - Pick up your face and flip it. Pretend you're Hearts.

0411 - Spades: Remove stalagtite

0412 - Diamond: Turn head upside down, pretend to be Diamond

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0417 - Scoot over on the ropes.

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0419 - Bridge: Collapse

0420 - Nightmare Stephanie, turn your face upside down and pretend to be Dreamy Steve

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0422 - Spades, turn your face upside down and... Erm...

0423 - Hearts + Spades: Use psychics to talk to each other

0424 - Clubs: See what happens when you flip your face

0425 - What is more hot, removal of face or flipping of face? Can we get a poll going?

0426 - SFWH: Celebrate birthday

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0430 - Explain that these things don't have forelegs and are wyverns, not dragons.

0431 - Featguy and Heatguy, talk about how glad you are that Teatguy isn't here.

0432 - Spades: invert face

0433 - Go and fight other people somewhere in Canada, it's probably Canada

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0436 - Are the clubs an American flag?

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0438 - Question why there are three diamonds.

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0440 - Hearts, where are you?

0441 - Diamonds: Become part of the plot again

0442 - Diamonds, switch hats with clubs

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0445 - COUNT DOWN THE BOX AND OPEN IT

0446 - Bored of this SFWH thing now. Time to play another game.

0447 - Lass: Continue onward with your quest

0448 - Penguins

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0450 - Lass: no

0451 - Penguin: go on your very own adventure

0452 - PEnguin provide Backstory

0453 - Attempt to combine map and rules card.

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0456 - Go to the homeland of the dragons.

0457 - MORE CARD SUITS! WE NEED MORE!

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0459 - Buy a book on how to tame a dragon.

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0461 - be cuphead

0462 - Bring the flame suit back but make it real

0463 - Wizard stare in sarcastic amazement

0464 - Manuals are for loosers anyway. Go butt heads with a real dragon.

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0467 - Kill something. anything.

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0469 - Drink the succulent nectars of life.

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0472 - Call it Gerald

0473 - Walk a long road. Not for sun up, but for sun down.

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0476 - Follow Gerald

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0482 - They are all Gerald

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0484 - What is the philosophical implications of the club.

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