[-] Hatcrafter suggested:
Goodness me! Look at the time(s)! These clocks need to agree on a time.
Why, the clocks have agreed on time. It's quarter to nine, of course
[-] Hatcrafter suggested:
That hourglass looks suspicious. Waterboard him, and then interrogate him if he doesn't talk.
A patron of the coffee has returned with a bucket of clean tap water with which to extinguish the flames. However, you have been told that a suspicious looking hourglass was sighted at the site. And would you look at that
The hourglass is just across the canal there, and that bucket of water would be ideal for waterboarding... If you had no journalistic principles, that is. You're a professional, damn it, and professionals don't waterboard their interviewees!