Of course you were just pretending. You're an ordinary deliveryperson moving normal packages from point A, which is ordinary, to point B, who is a regular citizen.

Still, you are happy to serve as the very bedrock of society. Without your services and the service of your fellow workers, civilisation as you know it would surely crumble.

Boy it's pretty late. You should be getting back home.
Knock on old man's door and run home? [Y/N]

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