[-] Lukasmah suggested:
[-] Shawn Basnett suggested:
Suck the ball clean like the naughty man you are.
[-] Roytheshort suggested:
Cut your hand open on your sword and write profanities on the crystal ball in blood
I would love to indulge each of your inane commands in turn. Believe me, I am nothing shy of desperate to bleed onto my crystal ball. Nothing would make me more joyful than to perform some clownish jig. Alas, the brief time reserved for "fun and games" has concluded.