You're a stick figure with a hat, and by "with a hat" I mean your head is the heart symbol.
You've just arrived in... you don't know where this is, frankly. You don't fully comprehend how you got here. You were in the middle of some rather pressing business and suddenly boom, you're here.
Teleportation sounds like a reasonable and logical explanation for this otherwise mysterious locomotion.
What are you going to do?